Assalamualaykum..
Just thought of sharing this with everybody.
Something to cheer up our days.
Yours truly is having mid-term holidays, yet am @work at this moment for extra class.
And tomorrow I'll be attending a meeting for Setiausaha UPSR.. +sigh+
[so-called holidays lah..]
Okay, selamat mendengar!!
DENGAR INI CERITA!
Mari-mari kawan dengar ini cerita
Perempuan sangat mudah cemburu buta
Kalau suaminya sangat bergaya
Dia so jealous, tidak percaya
You know apa yang jadi pada suatu hari
I perang besar you see!
Tapi baik juga, sudah hilang bengkak
Benjolnya dekat sini you sudah tak nampak!
Di ofis saya ada s’orang secretary
Potongan badannya…
Namanya “Mary”
Merah bibirnya macam cherry!
Salah pandang macam Halle Berry…
Dia mengajak saya pergi makan angin
[You know, she wants to ‘romance’]
I tanya “Ke mana?”
She said “Kebun bunga”
Ini chance baik I said “Ok, Senorita!”
Tiba di sana si Mary mula-lah posing
She makes badan I sejuk
Terus I shivering
She said “Don’t be afraid my darling”
Saya jawab: “I like this kind of thing..”
Kita pun pergi duduk dekat satu bangku
And then she said “ I love you!”
So then what did I do? I think you pun tahu…
Sudah tentu I kiss the girl bertalu-talu!
Saya pulang ke rumah cukup senang hati
Tapi my wife ternampak lipstick on my pipi
*
Dia menerkam dan menggigit,
Saya tak malu, terus menjerit!
Perabot IKEA terbang melayang-layang
Menghentam my belakang!
I would like to tanya
Kalau you yang kena
Wife you juga cemburu jadi what will you do?
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LISTEN TO THIS!
So guys, check this out.
You know how the girls get jealous?
And if their husbands are too good looking
Then they’re… SO jealous!
Y’know what happened to me the other day?
World War III dudes.
Good thing the bump’s gone down
It was huge, but you can’t see it now.
See at work I got this secretary
Her stats…
Her name is ‘Mary’
Lips a shade of MAC Cherry
At a glance? Halle Berry
She said she needed some air
I asked ‘Where?’
She said ‘The park’
I said ‘Cool’
When we got there, she worked it.
I got the chills, [yes - them multiplying]
She said ‘Don’t be afraid my darling’
I said: ‘Who, ME?’
So, we got to sittin’.
And then, we got to talkin’.
And then she said the L word.
Then I got to taste MAC Cherry ;-)
So I went home with a smile on my face
But the wife caught the lipstick on my cheek
*
She pounced. She bit.
Okay, I screamed like a girl
[She threw the couch at me man!]
So let me ask you, if you were in my shoes…what would you do?
Rules for Men
ReplyDelete1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)
7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.
17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!
hoho..panjang tak ?? =p
i think the original yg melayu punye tu from p ramlee kot. this one dah di'modern'kan!! hehe
ReplyDeletebest!
Hi Fizzy babeh,
ReplyDeleteOoooooo...lama nya tak dengar from you dear. Rindu dah. He he.
Yeah that song was originally sung by P Ramlee. The contemporarised version by Sean is also great. Love the addition of Halle Berry and perabot Ikea..boleh identify kan?
Happy hols...
eiiii.. sorry la fizzy, i'm sure this post wasn't meant to be serious but cheaters, to me, are the worst kind.
ReplyDeletegeram2. dah dapat isteri tu, taknak jaga.
Asni sayang..
ReplyDeleteI thot I've read this somewhere.
Sure is hilarious..
I think men should hafal this.
In case their women melenting, they'll know what to do.
LOL
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Marr dearest,
Thanks for your visit, my dear.
Hehehehe..seanG's version is a refreshing one.
Ida Nerina and Adibah Noor did a great job don't you think?
Kelakar gell..
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My Dear K Ruby,
I MISS YOU EVEN MORE!!
Sorry lah, when I'm at home, agak malas nak online because of the dial up speed.
You know how "fast" the speed is for a dial up connection.
Sigh~
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Deya love,
Can't agree more!!
But hopefully this song did cheer you up.
It was supposed to be funny..
Hehehehehehe.